DIY: Workaround for Wilting Nissan Leaf owners
I have found the ultimate work around for the Nissan Leaf Wilting issues!! Just follow these simple steps and you will have the best solution to your problem.
WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, THIS WILL VOID EVERY WARRANTY AND POSSIBLY CAUSE YOU HARM. NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS JOKE!!
Items needed:
Lassie | |
Dodge Caravan w/AC inverter | |
Wilting Nissan Leaf | |
Nissan Leaf 110 Charger | |
Long extension cord | |
Full sized dog costume | |
Jeeves | |
jeeotch |
Urban Dictionary ----- jeeotch n. A furry jeeves that cross dresses as a b!t(h
Owner Step 1: Put Jeeves in the Full sized dog costume to create your Jeeotch
Owner Step 2: Any time you need to go somewhere, just take Lassie with you in your Wilting Leaf. Then when the battery runs out of electricity and you are stranded on the side of the road, Lassie can run home to tell Jeeotch to come pick you up because your Nissan Leaf has died!! Lassie also gives your jeeotch a companion and someone to chew on shoes with.
Owner Step 3: Once Lassie gets home and tells jeeotch that you are stranded, the jeeotch just needs to follow these simple steps:
Jeeotch Step 1: Find keys to Dodge Caravan
Jeeotch Step 2: Have Lassie give the jeeotch directions to the area where the owner of the Wilting Leaf is stranded
Jeeotch Step 3: Hook extension cord to Dodge Caravan AC inverter
Jeeotch Step 4: Open lift gate on Dodge Caravan and run extension cord out of the back towards the Wilting Leaf
Jeeotch Step 5: Now plug extention cord into 110 "trickle" charger
Jeeotch Step 6: Now plug 110 "trickle" charger into the Wilting Leaf
You should now have something that looks like this:
Jeeotch Step 7: Get into Dodge Caravan and drive in front of the Wilting Leaf. Make sure you don't run over the extension cord!! Don't let it drag on the ground either as it could rip the insulation off the extension cord.
Owner Step 4: Get in your Leaf and just follow the jeeotch home as they direct you to your house.
Owner Step 5: Tell the jeeotch to put the Wilting Leaf in the garage and hook it up to the 220 EV charger.
SERIOUSLY, this is a JOKE, DO NOT ATTEMPT.